Forgive And Forget
Neil Warnock is one from the 'forgive and forget' school, clearly.
After signing Paddy Kenny - he of last season's drug ban - earlier this summer, the QPR boss has now expressed his interest in Marlon King, recently released from The Big House after being convicted of sexual assault.
"He has served his time and we live in a country that we say when they have finished their time, give them another opportunity," said Warnock.
Trouble is, society has already given King one or two chances, given that he's the proud owner of 13 previous convictions.
Warnock continued: "People have killed people and they never got the stick this lad has got."
Lee Hughes and Luke McCormick may disagree there.
"We haven't got a 20-goal-a-season man and you do need one," continued Warnock.
In a career that has spanned 12 seasons, King has reached 20 league goals twice. Indeed, he's only reached double figures in four seasons. Plenty of justification there.Football 365
"You see, drinking is a matter of algebraic ratio. How drunk you get is caused by the amount of alcohol you consume in relation to your total body weight. You see my point? It's not that you had too much to drink. You're just too skinny."