Rangers Take Fans
For April Fools
April Fools Day. It says it all really doesn’t
it? The fools this time were the 12,000 odd
Rangers fans that sat there and watched their
team take the piss out of them for the second
time this week. There was no heart; there was no
passion and most alarmingly their seemed to be
no ability.
Waddock had
announced after the Stoke game that we could expect changes; he
quickly backtracked on this to say that he had added some youngsters
to the squad but he was going to give the players the chance to
respond. I’m not entirely sure where these youngsters went as only
Stefan Bailey was even on the bench. The starting XI was Jones in
goal behind Bignot, Evatt, Shittu and Milanese. The midfield four
were Ainsworth, Lomas, Bircham and Cook with Furlong back in to
partner Nygaard up front.
Crewe started
the game as you expected them to, moving the ball about but always
looking susceptible when they were attacked. Cook looked bright
early on and it seemed set up for a good battle between him and
Crewe right back Jon Otsemobor. The battle between Crewe left winger
Steve Jones and Bignot was a different matter though as the Northern
Ireland international tore Bignot a new one.
Steve Lomas had
the first shot in anger of the game but his shot was blocked before
it could test keeper Turnbull. At the other end Evatt was having one
of his leaden footed days and Gareth Taylor was beating him in the
air almost at will. Everyone is all too aware of his limitations as
a footballer but even a poor striker like Taylor was making him look
daft.
He did manage to
recover after Luke Rodgers had skipped past him and somehow muscle
the little striker off the ball. I was fully expecting a penalty as
he lumbered after him and I think Rodgers wanted the same as he hit
the deck. Rangers had a shout for a pen when Bircham gave it the
full Drogba treatment as he hit the deck under the slightest touch.
It was a pathetic attempt and the sort of thing that infuriates both
sets of fans.
Milanese was
proving to be a threat going forward and was linking well with Cook.
He slung over a beautiful cross that was missed by Furlong and
Nygaard and finally miscontrolled by Ainsworth. Cook almost scored
with a blistering in swinging free kick that was palmed round the
post by Turnbull.
The attempts we
were having were coming in spite of how we were playing rather than
because of it. The two in the middle of the park were having
shockers and Lomas seemed to be spending more time moaning than
playing. Bircham alongside him wasn’t even doing that and may as
well have stayed in the dressing room.
Furlong should
have done better with a near post header after an excellent cross
from Cook. He didn’t get enough power into it and Turnbull gathered
easily. Crewe immediately went up the other end and opened the
scoring. They won a throw on the right and Otsemobor took it and
committed a foul throw, as he had with every single throw he took
before and after. The ball found its way to Kenny Lunt and he played
a one two with Taylor before firing past the exposed Jones.
The Crewe
skipper had run unopposed from the middle of the park with our two
so called defensive midfielders standing around twenty yards back
watching him. If they are not creating anything then they have to be
stopping something instead and they didn’t make the slightest effort
to do so.
At the end of
the half Shittu escaped his marker in the six yard box but could
only head Cook’s corner into the stand. The half ended with boos
ringing around Loftus Road yet again and the second half almost
started in disastrous fashion. Once again Steve Jones strolled past
the diabolical Bignot and crossed for Lee Bell to shoot. He had
wandered in unchecked at the back stick and only a good save from
Paul Jones prevented disaster.
Rangers were
creating and squandering a host of chances. Bignot was first when he
fired straight at Turnbull and then Furlong had a header fly well
wide after a corner from Ainsworth.
Milanese then
came close to creating the equaliser as he barrelled down the left
and kept going after the ball had been lost. Otsemobor fluffed his
back pass and the Italian pounced and sent in a terrific cross to
Furlong. He somehow managed to let it roll through his legs before
Ainsworth stood on it.
Milanese almost
scored himself shortly after when his powerful surge took him into
the box and he elected to shoot rather than pass to any of the
clowns to his right. His shot had plenty of power but it was bravely
blocked before Turnbull had to save it. Bircham finally got involved
in the match when he delivered an excellent cross from the left and
Nygaard met it at the far post. His header was nothing short of
pathetic and failed to test the keeper. Nygaard was having a
disaster and he could have stayed on the pitch all weekend and would
still have missed everything that came his way.
Waddock finally
made a change with just over twenty five minutes left when Bignot
was hauled off and replaced with Langley. This necessitated a change
of formation to 3-5-2 and ultimately led to Crewe’s second. Evatt
was playing on the right of the back three and Steve Jones couldn’t
believe his luck. Having done for Bignot he now had an even slower
player to run past.
Jones should
have scored not long after the change but Paul Jones intervened. At
the other end Furlong should have scored after Rangers produced
their best moment of the game. Langley played a sweeping cross field
ball to Cook and he got it down before passing in to Nygaard. The
big Dane stepped over the ball and gave Furlong the space to execute
an excellent turn. He had so much space it was untrue but instead of
taking his time and slotting it he snatched at a right footed shot
and Turnbull saved with ease.
Rangers then
committed suicide and allowed Crewe to double their advantage. Jones
was the tormentor in chief again as he blasted past Evatt and
slipped the ball into the feet of David Vaughan, who had been
allowed to run free by Lomas. He made no mistake from fifteen yards
and planted a low shot into Jones’ bottom left hand corner.
Still Rangers
tried to attack and still they never looked remotely likely to
score. They looked even less likely to score when Furlong was
replaced with Moore. I am no fan of Moore as you will probably have
gathered but he does not deserve to be booed onto the field and have
“Stefan Moore, you’re having a laugh” sung at him.
The ground was
getting close to empty when Rangers finally managed to score. A ball
in from the left fell to Ainsworth and he slammed a volley into the
roof of the net via Tunrbull’s fingers. It turned out to be the last
action of the game as referee Tanner mercifully brought proceedings
to an end.
This was a
terrible display against the worst side in the league. The players
surrendered without so much as a whimper and for the second time in
a week sent the crowd home furious. Waddock has promised changes
again and he had better bloody make some this time as people are not
going to stand for this sort of display again.
He shouldn’t
have picked the side he did; when he changed the formation he should
have changed the personnel as it left us even wider open than we
were with Bignot on the pitch. He has to take a chance on some of
the youngsters at Burnley even if people don’t want him to. He needs
to have the courage of his convictions and be his own man if he
wants to make this or indeed any job, his.
I am not going
to dissect every performance and I don’t think the site has the
bandwidth to cope with the diatribe I could quite easily produce on
the matter. Let’s just hope they pull their fingers out next week
for everyone’s sake.
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