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CLINICAL THORPE CULLS CHEATING GULLS

Rangers continued the march to Cardiff this afternoon with a narrow 2-1 victory over Brighton & Hove Albion. The game could have been far easier for Rangers after a dominant first half but in the end they found themselves grateful not to ship a late equaliser.

Holloway kept faith with as much of the side that did for Sheffield Wednesday as was available. Day had a knock so was replaced by Culkin and Padula was suspended so Edghill returned to the starting XI at left back. Forbes, Carlisle and Shittu all retained their places. It was as you were in midfield for Ainsworth, Palmer, Bean and Rowlands and likewise in attack with Gallen and Thorpe.

Brighton started quickly and one time loan target Mark Yeates fired in an excellent near post corner that forced Rowlands into a scrambled clearance. Rowlands himself tried to reply a minute later but only succeeded in hammering a shot over the School End into the building site! Brighton went close again when Harding shot across goal but it was Rangers that took the lead just shy of the twenty-minute mark.

Martin Rowlands swung in a corner from the left side and Brighton's marking went to cock. Steve Palmer found himself unmarked at the far post and his header seemed to be covered by Ben Roberts and he should have tipped it over the bar. He managed to tip it onto the bar and then seemingly back into his own hand and over the line. Shittu stole in to bulge the net but the goal had already been awarded and the skipper wheeled away having made it two in two and three for the season.

The second came only five minutes later and was a touch of pure class from Tony Thorpe. Ainsworth managed to set the striker free and he split the centre backs to bear down on Roberts' goal. As the former 'Boro keeper advanced he floated a delightful chip over his head for his seventh of the season for Rangers.

Brighton had a chance to get one back when former Spurs man Guy Butters headed straight at Culkin. Similarly Rangers could have extended their lead further when Carlisle got on the end of a move he had started to plant a diving header at Roberts.

Having weathered the early storm Rangers were now putting a ragged Brighton side to the sword so they tried the only thing they had left in their locker to try and get back into it. Cheating!

Unsurprisingly it was Leon Knight, South Coast diving champion in the 3' 6" and under category, who led the way. First we saw a theatrical tumble under challenge from Carlisle that probably should have earned a booking, as it certainly wasn't convincing enough to earn a penalty. He tried the same trick on the same player soon after, this time outside the box. The big centre half merely trampled him under foot as he hit the deck like an extra in Clint Eastwood's classic Magnum Force! The scene was made all the more hilarious as the 65 year old, 18 stone physio took about 15 minutes to get to the scene of the crime. No doubt he was delighted with the cheating little sod.

The second half started with yet more theatrics from Knight again under challenge from Carlisle. Yet another penalty appeal went begging as Knight began to show the flashes of temper that no doubt knocked his Chelsea career on the head. The lad has an abundance of talent but all he wants to do is con people and looking at it I am glad he decided to join Brighton as I think I would be embarrassed if those actions took place in the blue and white hoops.

Young Brighton full back Adam El-Abd put in a fantastic headed clearance from a Gallen cross before Knight was back in the action and trying to get an opposition player sent off. Culkin gathered a cross and Knight hurled himself to the floor without the slightest hint of a touch in a manoeuvre that came straight out of the Kerry Mayo Amateur Dramatics Manual. This time though the ref had seen enough and after consulting the linesman chose to book Knight for diving and not before time. He was lucky that he hadn't been booked for any of the three blatant dives that preceded it or he would have been first man in the baby-sized bath.

Brighton were dominating proceedings now though and Yeates was at the heart of most of their good work. Ably assisted by subs Jones and Hart, a player almost as unsteady on his feet as Knight, he was causing confusion between Shittu and Carlisle with his passing and movement. Culkin denied him twice in quick succession before The Seagulls grabbed a decidedly streaky goal to blow the tie wide open.

Carlisle and half time sub Chris McPhee went in for a challenge and the Brighton mans shot looped off of Carlisle's foot to completely fool Culkin and halve the arrears. Brighton really started to push forward and Rangers could have hit them on the break. Bean and Forbes carved out a chance whilst running the ball into the corner but Bean's cross was knocked away for a corner. Four minutes of injury time, or cheating time, as you may want to call it, elapsed without incident and Rangers marched into the area semi finals and with one eye firmly fixed on the Millennium Stadium.

simon@qprnet.com