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GALLEN GOAL SHATTERS HATTERS

Another three points, another shocking performance and another reprieve for Holloway. Having taken ten points from the last fifteen available the uneducated observer could be forgiven for thinking that all is rosy in the Rangers garden. Unfortunately, that couldn't be further from the truth.

Holloway sprang a surprise on everybody by not changing the team after the win at Peterborough on New Years Day. This meant that Culkin was behind a back four of Forbes, Shittu, Carlisle and Rose. Bircham, Langley, Palmer and Cook were in midfield to support the front pair of Angell and Gallen. And, as is now the norm, three players were out of position.

It was Stockport that started the brighter and Rangers could have been in bother if the word composure was in Ali Gibb's vocabulary. Three times in the opening ten minutes he found himself in good shooting positions. Two went into The Loft and the third smashed into the windows of the executive boxes! Stockport's leading scorer Beckett should also have done better with a couple of early chances. The second of these was a twenty five yard chip that just cleared the bar following a horrendous ricket from Shittu.

There hadn't been any shots on target from either team until Gallen shot tamely at Jones after he had managed to squirm an opening for himself. Stockport were not being helped by their obsession with launching balls at the rotund Ben Burgess. It would appear that Blackburn saw them coming and stitched them up good and proper as he is an absolute carthorse. How he managed to score all those goals at Brentford last season is a mystery to me.

Bircham should have put Rangers in front when he managed to get on the end of just about the only pass Palmer played on the deck all game. Birch was in acres of space but wanted five touches to control and set up for a shot. In the end he missed his kick and fell on his arse. It just about summed his afternoon up, lots of huffing and puffing but with little effect.

The most alarming thing about the first half performance was the constant hoofing from all of the centre halves we had playing. I include in that the one at left back, the one at right back and the one in central midfield. Langley must have gone in at half time with a ricked neck as all he seemed to do was watch the ball fly backwards and forwards over him. Another fact that didn't help the game was that Carlton Palmer and Dave Challinor were as obsessed with the aimless punt as we were, in fact it was a toss up who was the worst Palmer on the field.

There were bright spots to the half though. Gallen was excellent whilst trying to make something of the shocking service he was receiving and Lee Cook was at his effervescent best and wanted to get the ball down and skin his man everytime. If Holloway has any funds available to him he could do a lot worse than make Cookie a permanent signing.

The second half didn't get any better as both sides continued to see who could kick the ball the furthest and into the most space. I think Rangers had the edge in this department if not just for the fact we had more people willing to have a try! Cook had a goal bound effort, albeit a weak one, blocked and Rangers did seem to be having the better of the less than scintillating exchanges.

Brett Angell was hauled off with twenty five minutes remaining and not before time. He had won a few headers but didn't really manage to direct any of them toward his team mates. His replacement was Richard Pacquette fresh from his red card blighted three months at Stevenage Borough. The game immediately kicked up a gear as Pacquette showed something the front line had been lacking badly, pace.

Gallen almost scored immediately and was only denied by a stunning save from Jones. Gallen managed to free himself on the right side and sent a screamer toward the top corner. Jones managed to fling himself high to his right and get a strong hand on the shot.

Pacquette soon found himself in his favourite position for an attempt at goal, thirty yards out, two defenders to beat. He managed to lose his men but his effort was weak and straight at Jones.

Minutes later it was Pacquette's turn to again go close. A high ball was slung in from the right and there was hesitation in the Stockport defence. Defenders left it to keeper, keeper left it to defenders and Pacquette nipped in to get his head to the ball. It was lacking power and agonisingly came back off the inside of the far post. You got the feeling it was going to be one of those days.

As the clock ticked down Rangers managed to produce some passing football and Gallen and Pacquette found themselves running at goal with three defenders to beat. Pacquette drew two toward him then released Gallen for a run on goal. He jinked into the box past the last man who then thrust out a leg to bring Gallen down. It was a stick on penalty and the only shock was that no red card followed as Gallen would surely have slotted past Jones.

Now, Kev is no master from the spot. The last pen I remember him taking was for Huddersfield in front of The Loft at he almost rolled it into Ludo's hands. This time was different, there was purpose in his run up and he smashed a low right footer past Jones and into the corner. It could have been 2-0 minutes later but Langley wanted to showboat rather than release Pacquette for a clear run on goal. By the time the front man did get the ball he could only fire into the side netting.

Let's not dress this up as anything other than a lucky win and a crappy performance. Again! Palmer in midfield helps nobody and I cannot believe that Holloway can't see it. I also think he is hindering Langley as he has to do the running of two men and he doesn't seem keen. Carlisle is playing as poorly as I have seen him and doesn't appear to link well with Shittu. I would like to see Rose with Carlisle and a proper left back at left back.

Whilst I am happy that we are picking up points again I hope that Holloway does not think that points = acceptable performances. It doesn't, clearly, and I worry that it is only the fans that see this and not the management.

simon@qprnet.com